MidasWhale

Because we might as well…

A Country Quote Saturday, November 10, 2007

Filed under: Fred,Me,Quotes — MidasWhale @ 10:50 am

I have found just an overabundance of great quotes lately.  Here is a quote from a song by Billy Joe Shaver, a wonderful song-writer and musician. By the way, he is going to be playing in Corpus on December 18 at Brewster St., just in case you were interested.

“I’m thinkin’ about raising so doggone much hell that I’ll die before I live it all down.”

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Pastels Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Filed under: Funny,Me,Quotes — MidasWhale @ 12:03 pm

This is my favorite line, ever, of all time, from any movie I have ever seen.  It is from Addams Family Values, which is still my favorite movie.  It cracks me up every single time.  Like, pastels are the worst thing in the world.  No really, I think it may be a close thing.

“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… pastels? ”  -Morticia

 

 

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Filed under: Quotes — MidasWhale @ 9:01 am

Jack said this on ’30 Rock’ last Thursday night.  It was too funny, and so true.

“Never go with a hippie to a second location.”

 

Quoted Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Filed under: Funny,Me,Quotes — MidasWhale @ 3:41 pm

I haven’t given you any quotes recently.  Here is one I found hilarious.

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
  -Rita Rudner

 

It seems so simple yet… Sunday, June 3, 2007

Filed under: Funny,General,Me,Quotes — MidasWhale @ 8:50 pm

All of the following are Steven Wright Quotes. Yeah, he is a comedian and no, I couldn’t pick just one.

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

“The other day I … uh, no, that wasn’t me.”

“Is it weird in here, or is it just me?”

“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

 

Statistics show… Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Filed under: Funny,General,Quotes — MidasWhale @ 10:40 am

I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
-Erma Bombeck

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck

There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.
-Erma Bombeck

 

Hmm… Sunday, May 20, 2007

Filed under: Quotes — MidasWhale @ 12:34 pm

Here are some H. G. Wells quotes for you:

“A time will come when a politician who has willfully made war and promoted international dissension will be as sure of the dock and much surer of the noose than a private homicide. It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men’s lives should not stake their own.”

“If we don’t end war, war will end us.”